Friday, May 9, 2008

Jobs Simon Has Had in Chronological Order

1. Antique store marketing: Geneva, IL
2. Paperboy: Batavia/Geneseo, IL
3. Lawn mower: Batavia, IL
4. Corn field detasseler: Geneseo/Atkinson, IL
5. McDonalds grill cook: Geneseo, IL
6. Slow sign holder on the interstate: Moline, IL
7. Jackhammer operator: Burlington, IA
8. Little League umpire: Geneseo, IL
9. Road construction /demolition work: Bettendorf, IA
10. Bouncer for C.O. Daniels: Champaign, IL
11. Moose mascot at The Canyons Resort: Park City, UT
12. LDS Business College newspaper advice columnist: Salt Lake City, UT
13. Telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions: Salt Lake City, UT
14. Wasatch pizza delivery driver: Salt Lake City, UT
15. Simon the Pieman Pizza shop owner/manager: Layton, UT
16. Apartment Cleaner: Champaign, IL
17. University of Illinois groundskeeper: Champaign, IL
18. Bubs pizza shop owner/operator: Champaign, IL
19. Catering business owner and operator: Champaign, IL
20. Sandwich maker at Snowbird Ski Resort, Park City, UT
21. Delivery driver for Jimmy Johns sandwiches: Champaign, IL
22. Research assistant to accounting professor at The University of Utah
23. Server at The New Yorker: Salt Lake City, UT
24. Bartender/busboy at Ichiban Sushi: Salt Lake City, UT
25. Lone Star Steakhouse server: Holladay, UT
26. Marketing assistant for Van Kampen Investments: Park City, UT
27. Goldman Sachs private wealth support analyst: Park City, UT
28. Caterer for Daniel catering: New York City, NY
29. Deutsche bank trade resolution specialist: New York City, NY
30. Hedge fund swaps analyst: London, England

Simon is 29 years old.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

From jackhammer operator to hedge fund mogul....the American dream...good think you had the moose mascot experience to bridge the gap...

Sarah said...

And there's also Simon's 2 years as a missionary, which I think should qualify since he did make $135/month. But through all the promotions I don't think he ever managed to get a raise.

Hepworths said...

my favorite is the moose mascot at the canyons resort! im dying. this is quite an amazing list.

Porter Family said...

one word: wow!

What a resume...
do you love england? i will go back again someday, hopefully while you're there.

Erin said...

hahaha - thank you for this. simon is a well-rounded man.

Lisa said...

Very interesting! PS- I tagged you Julie so you need to check out my blog.